At Jack Straw’s gathering last night it was announced food would not be served as it would be against electoral law. This is something of a victory. About a quarter of the audience left immediately and most of the rest wandered out less obviously during the next half hour!
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Jacko, you seem like a vampire! Watch the teeth… Anyone got a bunch of garlic and a mirror? Crucifixes don’t seem to work any more since heavy metal guitarists started wearing them.
TheA1mighty
The curry I used to bribe those Pakistanis with was made of Iraqi corpses.
I you guys would have bothered to find out where the meat had come from you would have known that.
!A ghoul! Jacko, thou art sick in the gut and thou needest a dose of prime Victorian laxative.
or else, perhaps, an invasion of DALEKS!
The Daleks have voted me their leader, and all it took was some chicken curry paid for by your taxes!
And do you know what?
That Curry wasn’t even Hallal!
At least not HMC certified Hallal.
But like you petty little punjabis, those Daleks took my word for it, without checking where I got the curry from!!!!
Do Daleks dream of electric curry ?
“Do Daleks dream”
That was me. The browser doesn’t “remember me” if I close it down & start it up again, of course. Duh.
Richard
DU-PI-AZ-A!
BIR-Y-AN-I
YOU WILL BE TUR-MER-IC !
The Dalek is back! And now there are two Daleks! They are multiplying just like Alfred’s non-Anglo-Saxon cohorts. Dalek Zindabad! I will not be turmeric, I will be fenugreek! This will be hot, this will be very hot! Dalek-sahb, please descend upon Jack Straw and eat him.
NO WE WILL NOT EAT HIM. HE IS NOT HAL-LAL.
WE WILL LET THE LAB-ER SUP-PORT-ERS IN BLACK BURN EAT HIM, IN EX-CHANGE FOR THEIR VOTES! WE WILL BE YOUR NEW ELECT-ED GOV-ERN-MENT.
WE HAVE A MUCH BIG-GER CHANCE OF WINNING THAN THE LIB-ER-AL DEM-O-CRATS.
FEED BLACK-BURN, LET THEM KNOW IT IS ELEC-TION TIME.
Thank you, Dalek Sahab. Jinaab, verily you are a good egg.
“exturmeric” would have been neater. never mind.
EX-TUR-MER-IC
Hurrah! Finally some good news on this topic!
FEED BLACK-BURN
LET THEM KNOW IT IS ELEC-TION TIME AGAIN!
IT IS ELEC-TION TIME!
THERE IS A NEED TO BE AF-RAID!
AT ELEC-TION TIME,
WE LET IN THE MUS-LIMS AND FEED THEM
IN OUR WORD OF PLENTY
WE CAN SPREAD THE TABLES
THROW THE FOOD IN TO YOUR MOUTHS IT IS ELEC-TION TIME
BUT CAST YOUR VOTES
VOTE FOR THE ONES WHO FEED YOU
AT ELECTION TIME IT IS HARD
Actually, of course, it is we who feed them.