People Who Really Don’t Like Me
I had a rather peculiar happy thought today, caused by a somewhat aggressive phone call I received yesterday. The happy thought is that, while I am generally regarded as a pleasant and amusing fellow, there are a small but definite number of people who absolutely detest me.
How can that be a happy thought? Well, let me list them. I do not include people I surmise may dislike me, but only those I know for sure are aware of my existence and have said very nasty things about me:
Islam Karimov
Tony Blair
Jerry Rawlings
Gordon Brown
Tim Spicer
Jack Straw
Alisher Usmanov
Peter Mandelson
Gulnara Karimova
Baroness Amos
Lord Taylor of Blackburn
David Aaronovitch
That really is a collection of deeply unlovely people. If I have managed to do anything to protect anyone else from the effects of their relentlessly succesful and acquisitive lives, then I have achieved something in my life after all.