On Sex, Spanking, and Song 61


Precisely 38 minutes after I posted a blog entry pointing to definite proof of Jack Straw’s complicity in torture, one Helen Wright added this comment, which I thought deserved a wider audience:

I thought you were removed for buying sex from vulnerable young women in foreign countries?

Apparently you enjoy sex with a kilt on and like to smack womens arses while singing Scottish songs.

You are a man of questionable morals and brough shame on our country. Crawl back under your rock, you slimeball

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I am shocked. You mean there’s another way to have sex?

I repeat it as a poignant reminder of the glory days of the Downing St smear machine, when they concocted enough lies about me to fill a Trident submarine. As New Labour goes down unloved into oblivion, it is interesting to see the legs still kicking in reflex.

The extremely important post from which she was seeking to detract your attention is here. Please, please read it – as experience shows that getting sex in the heading quintuples my traffic, her puerile smear will then have backfired spectacularly.

https://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2009/10/either_craig_mu.html


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61 thoughts on “On Sex, Spanking, and Song

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  • Rick

    Even if you DID enjoy all of those things (and frankly I don’t give a toss if you do) how would that mean that Jack Straw was not complicit in torture?

  • joe90 kane

    “I am shocked. You mean there’s another way to have sex?”

    – There are other ways to have sex but, unfortunately, the bonnie lassies always insist I wear my kilt whilst reciting Rabbie Burns love poetry to them.

    It’s a strain, but what else can a patriotic Scotsman like myself do under such circumstances!

  • mike cobley

    As always, I chortle at the frothy collision of illiteracy and narrow-mindedness. Ooops, should I have used the word ‘frothy’? Bad me.

  • Craig

    Is it Helen Wright, Dundee New Labour councillor? We need Subrosa Blonde to investigate.

  • Ruth

    ‘You are a man of questionable morals and brough shame on our country.’

    I think she’s getting a bit confused with the judges and the Scottish prosecution service who most surely deliberately convicted an innocent man for mass murder

  • ingo

    Ruth, far from not enjoying sex, let us consider the opposite, would you not say there is a twinkle shining through her words of abjectivity?

    Why could we not see it earlier, the copuncillors dull life has led her to want something else, a little bit more than feeling alive…

    I think she fancies Craig, her postering mormonic repressive self is a mere cloak to her deepests thoughts of iniquity, she has the hots for the scottish rogue….. not much else to be said

  • Alan

    If it is the Dundee Councillor Helen Wright she has a cheek. She was Dundee’s first female Provost but got the boot after trying to claim back a charitable donation from taxpayers for £10 she donated at Donald Dewar’s memorial service

  • Stevie

    These kind of posts often appear whenever Craig makes a really valid point. It’s almost as though they were trying to detract from the truth he is speaking…..mmmmmmmm.

  • merkinonparis

    Quite correct, Craig.

    My traffic uber-skyed when I linked to the following : Gordon Brown is a Murderous Two Faced Cunt.

    These people are on the run with regard to the Court of Public Opinion.

    Anticant has asked me why I continue to post on The Graun wach time I get deleted.

    My view is that even if you can’t influence directly you can still shout ‘Fire!’

  • Abe Rene

    Have read the post. I wonder whether someone will leak a copy of the manuscript by Jack Straw (perhaps it is already on tne internet somewhere??)

  • dreoilin

    To some people “questionable morals” can only mean one thing. Helen Wright has a serious problem.

  • dreoilin

    “as experience shows that getting sex in the heading quintuples my traffic”

    Hah. Maybe it’ll bring Helen back.

  • actgreen

    can’t stop chuckling at your marketing guile.

    “her puerile smear will then have backfired spectacularly.” Definitely!

    Great stuff.

  • joe90 kane

    ‘Apparently you enjoy sex with a kilt on and like to smack womens arses while singing Scottish songs.’

    – Try playing the bagpipes at the same time Craig. It drives the women wild.

  • anticant

    The reason why I refuse on principle to post on the ‘Guardian’s’ “Comment is Free” site is that the moderators exercise an arbitrary and at times incomprehensible Politically Correct deletion policy which is completely at odds with the famous statement of their great Liberal owner-editor, C.P. Scott, that “Comment is free, facts are sacred”.

    The Guardian – once a great newspaper which, as a Manchester man, I revered without always agreeing with its politics – is these days a pathetic shadow of its former self. It respects neither facts nor comment.

  • dreoilin

    “Try playing the bagpipes at the same time Craig”

    As long as it’s not piobaireachd. You have to pace up and down the floor for that.

  • glenn

    https://www.dundeecity.gov.uk/councillors/helenwright/

    …. https?

    Does that site ask anyone to accept a certificate before entering it? No? Are transactions likely to happen, which requires strong encryption, which is by default granted on that site? If so, why is the site wide open?

    Does the sysadmin of that site have the faintest idea what they are doing, and how completely compromised the entire setup is?

    Stone me if I don’t hear a bit of bitterness and jealously when Helen Wright talks about being spanked on the arse while having sex.

    I know my wife wouldn’t have it any other way… sorry you’re missing out so much, Helen. But you could always pay someone to do it… heck, you’d probably manage to claim for the cost of it too.

  • Dodoze

    For some reason, I have had a lateral leap which reminded me of the good old days of Carole Caplin, reports of Tony and Cherie smearing one another with papaya, watermelon and mud from the Mayan jungle. Such nostalgia. I then had the strangest of visions of what Jack Straw might be doing in nearby Blackburn this week-end other than indulging in peppered Tripe and Vinegar.

    All something of a diversion from the moral turpitude of those who sanction torture, or who direct those policies and support those alliances which result in the death and mutilation of (largely) brown-skinned people in far away nations. But sex in Britain has always been more sinful than calculated violence and illegal warfare.

    Meanwhile if, as expected, the Irish people vote in support of President-elect Bliar in today’s farcical second referendum, I commend a night of over-indulgence while attending to a piobaireachd – “Lament for the Harp Tree”, perhaps.

  • Woobus

    Hehe great come back and lovely comments. Will be back later to catch up on this one. Good work again Craig.

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