For all those nutters who cry “Conspiracy theory” whenever it is stated that the CIA have ever done anything wrong, here is a story from that impeccably conservative source, the Daily Telegraph:
A 50-year mystery over the ‘cursed bread’ of Pont-Saint-Esprit, which left residents suffering hallucinations, has been solved after a writer discovered the US had spiked the bread with LSD as part of an experiment.
Did you bully him?
Perish the thought! Otherwise by now I would’ve been turned into The Master.
I think it’s Clark.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adk1ujjmguo
Thank you, Dalek. These are hilarious!
Dalek
What do you think of the one named Larry?
And the angry one?
They are cybermen. An inferior species to the daleks.
MIND – CON-TROL – HAS – FAILED!
DRUGGED – HU-MANS – WILL – NOT – OBEY!
SOME – DA-LEKS – HAVE – BEEN – AF-FEC-TED!
THEY – RE-FUSE – TO – EX-TERM-IN-ATE!
Phew! I’m glad about that. Don’t forget to get the right kind of oil for those working parts, dalek. I know a good shop.
The video above,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adk1ujjmguo
is by ‘The Timelords’, AKA KLF, famous for cashing a million pounds of their profits and burning it in a furnace. Considering the conspiracy theme of this thread, I’m surprised that it has fallen to me to mention that the ‘KLF’ was originally a secret society described in the Illuminatus! trilogy, that archetypal book of conspiracy theories.
That is because you are a dalek. Clark, you are our recently-annointed, resident, capitalised dalek-with-a-soul, am I correct? I was certain it was you.