If our criminal justice system works at all, then the slimey Andy Coulson will soon be behind bars for conspiracy to pervert the course of justice. The Guardian has just published a whole raft of evidence released by the select committee, of which this is not the only bit which seems to have Coulson – the “editor” in question – absolutely bang to rights.
Of course, while the justice system can work 24 hours on convicting people who nicked some maltesers, Scotland Yard have still proved completely incapable of identifying any of the policemen who took Murdoch’s bungs, or in locking up Coulson and the other News International executives who are guilty as sin.
Given this letter from Goodman making plain that Coulson instigated a cover-up of the extent of culpability within N.I., it seems that Cameron must resign for having brought a definite criminal into the heart of 10 Downing Street, despite numerous warnings. Cameron is compromised by this beyond repair.
No Mary, Paul Stephenson gets to advertise Walker’s Crisps. The job may be vacant soon.
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From the DAILY MAIL:
Gary Lineker is found shrunken to 3cm in diameter inside a sealed, padlocked crisp bag. The Metropolitan Police deny any foul play. Spokesperson, Assistant Commander Deputy Assistant Chief Superduperintendant Commissioner Rupert Goodman, KCB, DSL, MPLR (Market Rasen) said:
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“Currently, we are investigating a number of possible leads. It would be inadvisable to speculate at this time. We ask that the public respect the privacy of Mr Lineker’s family. He may have engaged in diminution therapy and locked himself inside the walls of the confectionery receptacle. There were a number of similar-sized crisp packets of varying flavours which have come to light in the approximate promixity of the location. Forensics results are awaited. That’ll be all for today. Thank you.”
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http://tv.uk.msn.com/blog/editor-blogpost.aspx?post=d9742acd-3ee8-48d2-8c1d-bbc91a0a15cd
They’re doing another one too:
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IPCC INVESTIGATE TASER DEATH
A 27 year old father of two has died after he was shot by police with a Taser while he was being arrested. Cumbria police were called to his flat in Barrow yesterday evening after reports of a disturbance. The man, who’s been named locally as Dale Burns complained of feeling ill after being Tasered and was taken to hopsital, where he died. The police complaints watchdog is now investigating.
(Snowmail this evening)
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Mary,
I’m disappointed that you didn’t like my “I shall wear purple” poetic offering. I have the hat bought and it’s stored in the wardrobe. I think it’s a splendid plan.
Amnesty International warned ages ago that Tasers could not be considered “non-lethal” since they can be lethal to those with medical conditions (diagnosed or otherwise) and to the elderly. They’ve caused numerous deaths already.
YugoStiglitz, try these, then:
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https://freerangekids.wordpress.com/2011/07/23/new-outrage-sex-offender-or-teenage-jerk/
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http://www.aclu.org/blog/criminal-law-reform/no-prison-jaywalking-mom-she-wants-new-trial
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http://www.parentdish.com/2010/05/11/how-your-son-could-end-up-on-the-sex-offender-list/
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There are any number I could link. Don’t be daft. BOTH our countries have problems.
Clark, yes, of course, you’re right and it needs to be said. And you know that he knows that you know that he knows that.
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Dreoilin, I liked the poem. How about some purple loon-pants to match?
“Bwwwwaaahahahahahahhaahaaaa!” Yugo (I knew someone who knew someone who owned a Yugo once).
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How might one describe this amazing linguistic feat? I mean, technically, scientifically, paleontologically, zoomorphically?
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Four years for inciting a specific riot on the web? The judge got the song-title wrong. Perhaps it ought to have been:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=louXPUW7tHU
“How about some purple loon-pants to match?”
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I’ll be a purple conspiraloon with a red hat. Perfect.
cameron said dont blame the bankers .. and instead gave them more money .. i think its called a second chance.
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cameron said dont blame coulson .. and instead gave him a second chance.
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murdoch said dont blame me .. and gave cameron a second chance.
I do like the poem Dreoilin. In fact I have the little book of the title.
PS Make sure the red hat is pointy.
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Suhayl. I like the transition of Lineker to a mini mini version. Most boring person on TV. You have obviously done that trick of putting a crisp packet in the microwave for a few seconds. Weird eh?
Another one hits the dust??
James Desborough is arrested by London police investigating UK hacking allegations
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/aug/18/phone-hacking-news-of-the-world
and I had missed that one! Hope there will be some justice.
http://www.hillingdon-watch.org.uk/democracy/private-prosecution-against-hillingdon-police-for-perjury/
Indeed, Mary. We ought to start up a crptic Society called, ‘Shrink Lineker: An Organisation Dedicted to the Miniaturisation of Everything that is Dumb’.
“Coulson got hundreds of thousands of pounds from News Int”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14624167
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“Cameron is compromised by this beyond repair.”
Guardian
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/aug/23/andy-coulson-news-international-tories
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“Cameron is compromised by this beyond repair.”