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  • Resident Dissident

    But Resident Dissident, don’t we want our side to win in East Ukraine?

    I’m rather keen for the Ukrainians to win in Ukraine.

    I mean, we are the Good Guys, aren’t we?

    No we are the least worst alternative – I know you are in the favour of the right to demonstrate so perhaps you should perhaps remember Alexei Navalny has just been sent to a Russian prison for 15 days for handing out a leaflet. And Pussy Riot didn’t have sex in a cathedral.

  • Clark

    You know what the bastards are saying? Yeah, they did plant my nuke, but two planes happened to crash into the towers nearly and hour earlier, and as I’d set the time fuse it was my fault it went off even though it was no longer needed. AND it was supposed to blow the place sky-high but they only got a fizzle, and they’re using the North Korean incident to prove I supplied faulty goods. Tight Jewish bastards.

  • Resident Dissident

    Phil

    I’ll let you work that out. A little green frog could also perhaps tell us where the little green men came from?

  • Dreoilin

    Leave Phil alone. He’s already announced on Squonk that everyone posting here has mental health issues.
    He’s obviously very bored or I doubt if he’d be here at all.

  • Phil

    911 SOLVED!!

    A shocking confession was beaten out of a Craig Murray comment writer today. Clark, cornered by the intellect of white kbight Goss, has admitted it was his nukes which raised those lovely towers on that dreadful morning we can never forget.

    “Just goes to show how little we know anyone really” said one reader of this comment.

    “I knew all along” said Mrs Macky of comments page 25, “you just can’t trust any of these people who won’t pick their favourite killer psychpathic elite. I see through the haze.”

    A letter of apology has been sent by King Prancer of Terry And June Land to the Saudo Royal family for any inconvenience caused. “As for Clark and his reign of nuclear terror” said King Prancer passively aggressively “Chump!”

    “He said chump” cooed June.

  • Clark

    Bastards. All that way to London and they didn’t even manage ONE photo of me in my mask with my flame-thrower and depleted uranium machete. And they promised me PUBLICITY!

  • Phil

    Little Green Men – Why Are They?

    Keynesian extremist Rank Diss continues to evade the difficult questions. Whilst attending a Terry And June Land love in he raises even more questions than answers. Again.

    Analysts suspect he is merely throwing up a smoke screen.

    “He’s throwing up a smoke screen” said Sir Goss The Only True Anti-Fascist. “He knows exactly who the little green men are. He works for the pint sized bastards. It’s evidently a true well know fact that can be verified on the internet here.”

    Meantime Eastern Europe awaits the hoards of the mysterious Mots People. Fears of digging ditches and then filling them back again rage like hot air. Economic terrorist Rank Diss speaks for Mots People. The question this correspondent asks is: should we listen?

  • Dreoilin

    Israel To Remove 120 Bedouins To Create Trash Dump Area In East Jerusalem

    http://www.imemc.org/article/70648

    “The “Construction and Planning Committee” of the Jerusalem City Council approved, Wednesday, a plan that would displace 120 Bedouins, and grazing lands, so that it can establish a new trash dumping landfill on around 500 Dunams of Palestinian lands.”

  • Resident Dissident

    Fears of digging ditches and then filling them back again rage like hot air.

    ho ho! All value is derived from labour.

  • RobG

    The greatest transfer of wealth in history (polite term for ‘robbery’)… and they got away with it…

    RE: Ukraine: we all know what the first casualty of war is. I hate to generalise, but generally speaking the Russian people are much more cynical and realistic about their politicians than people in the West, many of whom are afraid to pull back the curtain and reveal the pathetic little geezer operating the levers.

    *Clicks heels together*

    There’s no place like home
    There’s no place like home
    There’s no place like home

  • Clark

    RobG Ha! That’ll be why my lesbian friend’s Russian girlfriend in Wembly supports Putin and thinks he’s a “strong leader” then!

  • Republicofscotland

    Yanis Varoufakis Greek Finance Minister
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    Trained in mathematics and statistics,has Doctorate in Economics,and is well respected professor.

    He has written numerous books and papers on economics, and theories on economics.

    Gideon Osborne UK Chancellor of the Exchequer
    _______________________________________

    Has a 2:1 Degree in Modern History, and he failed to become a journalist.

    And yet the pro-austerity governments are doing everything in their powers to convince, Syriza has it wrong.

  • Phil

    An affordable robot butler could be on its way.

    If you’ve ever wanted something without having to move from your spot, this Origibot could be just what you’re looking for.

    After connecting to it through your smartphone or PC you can make it fetch you a beer (or some other useful object) using its gripping arm.

    http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/20/this-affordable-robot-butler-could-mean-you-never-have-to-get-off-your-sofa-5072243/
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    They play chess and steal jobs! The world’s not fair!

  • Republicofscotland

    How the Tory workfare programme, falsely makes the unemployment figures look better, than they really are.

    Example:

    Subject (A) Used to work, in Poundland for the minimum wage.

    But they fired them, and gave their job to someone, on a workfare placement.

    Subject (A) then became unemployed, and was placed on a workfare scheme, working for Poundland for nothing.

    The madness, of the Tory mantra.

  • Phil

    A rather bemused businesswoman was swamped in hugs and kisses when she came home after her friends mistakenly believed she had died on a drunken night out.

    Healthy Trisha Meikle found out that her friends, who assumed she had ‘dropped dead’, had even begun a whip-round for her funeral.

    The 52-year-old from Neath in South Wales said: ‘The rumour was I had gone to bingo, got drunk, went home and dropped down dead – I don’t even drink.

    http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/21/im-still-alive-this-womans-friends-made-funeral-plans-thinking-she-was-dead-5073113/
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    She doesn’t drink! The world’s gone mad!

  • Republicofscotland

    A Mission Statement for Ian Duncan Smith
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    Forget the fact that I scammed the taxpayer, for expenses as Tory leader,that I live rent free in my father-in-laws mansion,that I married a millionaire and still claimed the dole, and that I lied about my education, and army rank.

    Listen to me when I say, I want to end the something for nothing culture.

    Hmmm….Yes, then why not start with the biggest scroungers in the UK, the Royals, then the House of Lords, then the House of Commons.

  • Habbabkuk (la vita è bella)

    “Yanis Varoufakis Greek Finance Minister
    _______________________________________

    Trained in mathematics and statistics,has Doctorate in Economics,and is well respected professor.

    He has written numerous books and papers on economics, and theories on economics.

    Gideon Osborne UK Chancellor of the Exchequer
    _______________________________________

    Has a 2:1 Degree in Modern History, and he failed to become a journalist.”

    ______________________

    NOT very original, Republicofscotland.

    “Libération” did the same thing a couple of days ago, except it compared Varoufakis with the Chair of the EUROGROUP Jeroen Dijsselbloem.

    Before you wet your trousers, Republicofsccotland, you might do well to remember that most of the Greek finance ministers over recent years have been economists and university professors.

    And a fat lot of good it did the Greeks! 🙂

    Chump!

  • Habbabkuk (la vita è bella)

    But at least Yiannis Varoufakis won’t have to take bribes like, allegedly, former PASOK finance minister Papantoniou.

    That’s because Mr Varoufakis has money himself and his dear wife, who issues from an old-established Athenian family, has even more.

    On the other hand, PASOK finance minister Papantoniou had a very rich wife as well.

    Curious that.

    But then Mr Varoufakis was once an advisor to PASOK.

  • Republicofscotland

    In less than a year, the United States has toppled the democratically-elected government of Ukraine, installed a Washington-backed stooge in Kiev, launched a bloody and costly war of annihilation on Russian-speaking people in the East, thrust the economy into a downward death spiral, and reduced the nation to an anarchic, failed state destined to endure a vicious fratricidal civil war for as far as the eye can see.

    Last week, Washington suffered its greatest military defeat in more than a decade when Ukraine’s US-backed army was soundly routed in the major railway hub of Debaltsevo. Roughly, 8,000 Ukrainian regulars along with untold numbers of tanks and armored units were surrounded in what-came-to-be-known-as the cauldron.

    The army of the Donetsk Peoples Republic led by DPR commander Alexander Zakharchenko, encircled the invading army and gradually tightened the cordon, eventually killing or capturing most of the troops within the pocket. The Ukrainian Armed Forces suffered major casualties ranging between 3,000 to 3,500 while a vast amount of lethal military hardware was left behind.

    According to Zakharchenko, “The amount of equipment Ukrainian units have lost here is beyond description.

    The school bully has been given a bloody nose, and his hectoring minion the EU is too afraid to stand up for itself.

    It almost make me ashamed to call myself European, when the American bully runs the playground, stealing play pieces from others.

  • Phil

    Terry And June Land Purge Announced

    Beware all you misfits of Terry And June Land. A hard rain is coming to wash away those who could not walk onto the set of a 1980s sitcom. Queenie June, she who coos at Prancer, has spoken.

    “The guy with the ring through his nose, the guy with the chubby face wearing the black jacket with red lining” she said.

    Analysts read menace in her cryptic words.

    “Sounds a bit menacing to me” said one reader of this comment who asked to remain anonymous. “Sounds like shes lobbing an insult by trying to isolate others. Sounds like she’s just mocking people for not being like her. It’s that type of intolerance that led to the Maida Vale massacres and the following years of dominance by piss poor suburban comedy.”

    Rumours that King Prancer himself might have a weight problem were not well received at 71, Popular Avenue. King Prancer was heard to rage with great inventiveness “Chump!”

    “He said chump” cooed June.

  • Habbabkuk (la vita è bella)

    Republicofscotland

    There was really no need to hold off from posting until after 4pm, you know!

    I was only joshing when I speculated you were a school teacher who only posted after school had finished and that, therefore, you could start posting earlier on Saturdays and Sundays…!

    It must have been hard for you to hold back today. Doubtlessly a sort of ‘post-itus interruptus’?

  • Republicofscotland

    But at least Yiannis Varoufakis won’t have to take bribes like, allegedly, former PASOK finance minister Papantoniou.

    That’s because Mr Varoufakis has money himself and his dear wife, who issues from an old-established Athenian family, has even more.

    On the other hand, PASOK finance minister Papantoniou had a very rich wife as well.

    Curious that.

    But then Mr Varoufakis was once an advisor to PASOK.

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    Hmmm…Quite.

    Remind me again of how many of the Tory/Lib/Dem front bench are millionaires, remind me again of rich relatives as Osborne’s father runs a very profitable wallpaper firm.

    Remind me again of David Cameron’s father-in-law the super rich Viscount Astor.

    Finally and most importantly remind me of the national debt…Erm! don’t bother I already know its around £1.4 trillion quid.

    Alistair Darling and George Osborne, the UK’s last two “Chancer’s of the Exchequer” have borrowed more money, than all the other chancellors, prior to them, put together.

    The comparisons are their for all to see.

  • Habbabkuk (la vita è bella)

    Hilariously pompous description of a thug and his thuggish band from Republicofdonetskinscotland:

    “The army of the Donetsk Peoples Republic led by DPR commander Alexander Zakharchenko…”

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    How about “The armchair army of the Craig Murray Blog led by CMB Corporal Republic O’Scotland..’ ?

  • Phil

    King Prancer – Not A One Trick Pony!

    Officials at 71 Popular Avenue have issued a statement proving King Prancer is not a one trick pony.

    “He’s not a one trick pony” said a spokesperson.

    Popular Avenue has recently been rocked by suggestions that King Prancer’s script writers cannot come up with a new catch phrase.

    “Next to ‘chump’ everything sounds so wooden” despaired one insider who wants to remain anonymous. “That’s the burden of starting at the top of catchphrase heaven. We’re slowly working through the alphabet but nothing’s happening. There was a big push for ‘bum’ but June blew it off.”

    King Prancer opined “fucksticks. All the best one’s are taken. That Phil already owns ‘hilarious’ and says I can’t have it. Chump!”

    “He said chump” cooed June.

  • Republicofscotland

    British and American spies reportedly stole confidential codes from Dutch SIM card manufacturer to eavesdrop on mobile phones around the world, an intelligence leak has revealed.

    NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden gave leaked files to The Intercept detailing how the American agency and its British counterparts GCHQ stole encryption keys that keep mobile communications private.

    The company targeted was Gemalto who produce billions of electronic chips for mobile phones and next generation credit cards.

    It operates in 85 countries and its SIM cards cover more than 1.5 billion mobile users globally for clients such as AT&T, T-Mobile, Verizon and Sprint.

  • Lords of the realm

    Are claiming we sleepwalked into the Ukrainian crisis, in their 123 page report. In the absence of satellite proof of a dildo, the report cannot conclusively say nuland also f…d us as well whilst we were sleepwalking, not only the EU.

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